You can't code-review a webhook retry

My coding agent wrote a Stripe webhook handler a few weeks ago. Signature check, event type check, fulfillment call, clean 200. The diff read like something I'd write on a good day. I approved it in about ninety seconds. app . post ( " /webhooks/stripe " , async ( req , res ) => { const event = verifySignature ( req ); if ( event . type === " charge.succeeded " ) { await creditCustomer ( event . data . object ); } res . sendStatus ( 200 ); }); Every line is correct. And the first time Stripe…